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Post by canadianbadass on Mar 8, 2007 20:17:14 GMT -5
A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a Freudian slip. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter. So, instead of saying I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She socked me one".
The other guy answers, "Mine was a Freudian slip too. I was as the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties." But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you fucking bitch."
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