DON'T train with this guy...

[magnoodles]

Honestly, I don't really ever use the term "mark" (unless I'm referring to myself, lol)... There's just something really icky, and condecending about the term, I think. *shrugs* BUT... If ever there WERE someone deserving of the title/name/description? It's THIS guy:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oTioTrMZPo

I mean SERIOUSLY... Check it out. It's SO bad, it's good, lol.

Yeah, I've been playing around on YouTube lately. (Lots of funky, old wrestling clips!) This idiot is has got to be THE most dangerous and retarded and clueless person I've ever seen. And no, I'm not gonna call him a "trainer"... Dude's freakin' NOWHERE near deserving of such a title. And the fact that he's 3'11"? And randomly throwing in clips of himself "working out", lol? ;D And he calls himself the "wrestling machine" or "suplex machine" or some shit?! Like, FUCK, some people are CLUELESS. This dude is disgraceful and embarassing and hilarious, all at the same time. Makes your average backyarders look like NOAH workers!

[Observer]

Nothing like seeing 97 wrong-side suplexes mixed into a video.

Honest.

[magnoodles]

You gotta admit his "moonsault" is pretty awesome, though. (I'm kidding.)

[Observer]

That moonsault was absolutely, positively phenominal. Serious.