Post by ISWFarmHand on Aug 1, 2005 19:37:29 GMT -5
For Immediate Release:
The Farm Hand
Inter-Species Wrestling
www.beyondthebarn.org
Please note: This Inter-Species release will lack the usual huge amount of stupidity, comedy, hilarity, tremendousness, laughter, wit, and so forth.
Inter-Species Wrestling is proud to announce the details on the very first ever Mike Quackenbush and Skayde wrestling training clinic in Canada. Dubbed “The Quack and Skayde Wrestling Clinic 2005” all the details of this amazing event are as follows.
What: The Mike Quackenbush & Skayde Wrestling Training Clinic 2005
Presented By: Inter-Species Wrestling and MWF
Who: World-renowned wrestlers and trainers, Mike Quackenbush (CHIKARA PRO) and Skayde (CHIKARA PRO, Ultimo Dragon’s Toryumon).
Date: August 27th, 2005
Time: 1pm until 5pm (approx.)
Place: Chevaliers de Colomb (aka the MWF Arena - 70 Académie street, Valleyfield)
Map: www.mwfonline.ca/en/img/map_01.gif
Price: ONLY 35 DOLLARS paid in advance.
Payment Details: Contact ISW at interspecieswrestling@hotmail.com
Spots: Limited, so act FAST.
Level of Training: Any level of wrestling professional, student, or fan can take part in this amazing opportunity.
Chances This Lifetime to Experience This AMAZING Opportunity to be Trained by Two of the Best in the World: Once, and only on August 27th!
Event Poster: www.mwfonline.ca/flyer-clinic3.jpg
We here at Inter-Species Wrestling cannot stress how rare this opportunity is. This is only the second time that Mike Quackenbush has ventured up into the Northern wilderness of Canada, and Skayde’s first time. Who knows when ISW will be able to cough up the cotton candy to bring back these two amazing athletes to this wonderful country. If you do not act on this awesome opportunity, you will miss out, and forever kick your self, saying, “I wish I could have been trained by Mike Quackenbush.” We guarantee it!
Quack and Skayde are going to be giving a comprehensive lesson in the four-hour period, and will cover a lot of ground. As a result, you are sure to pick up numerous things that will stick with you forever. For fans interested in being trained, this is a cheap way to get a crash course in the business, for cheap. For experienced wrestlers, this is a great chance to hone your skills under two masters of the art, again, for a really cheap price.
Honestly, forgive the hyperbole – it’s true, this is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity for anyone at all interested in wrestling. Not only that, but it’s cheap, roughly the price of one wrestling PPV. So skip next year’s GAB, and just train with Quack and Skayde! Seriously, if you can walk and make it to the arena on August the 27th, you’re pretty much guaranteed to be not cool, if you don’t attend this training session.
For anymore queries about this spectacular event, contact Inter-Species Wrestling, via the e-mail listed, or through the website.
Please hurry, as this event has garnered a lot of interest and spots are filling up fast, do not hesitate, and get in today!
Poster - www.mwfonline.ca/flyer-clinic3.jpg
Inter-Species Wrestling – “Quack/Skayde Clinic > STD Clinic!”
www.beyondthebarn.org
