Post by Big Machine on Jul 11, 2014 17:07:49 GMT -5
26 Fairview Ave. W., Essex, Ontario
What the heck were those?! Did you see them? There were, like, 3 of them! Just now! In a row! They were RIGHT THERE! What were they?!?!
Call CSIS! Call the FBI! Call Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones! Call Mulder and Scully and as many other 90's sci-fi references you can think of! Call the -
Oh, wait. I know what they were.
They were the rarest of the rare events; the indy-wrestling equivalent of a retina-searing eclipse:
Summer weekends WITHOUT CCW shows.
Three whole weekends. Three weekends without Jamaican Bananas or Jokers, without Killers or Deaners, without any chances AT ALL to purchase that year-old Dorito from between Phil Atlas' couch cushions.
It seems like EONS, doesn't it? (See, I read.)
Well don't worry, wrestling fans! As always, Classic Championship Wrestling is here for you - we've got what you need, and what you need is C̶O̶U̶C̶H̶ ̶D̶O̶R̶I̶T̶O̶S̶ WRESTLING!
This weekend, Classic Championship Wrestling is returning to the Essex Fun Fest - the Funnest Fest in Essex! (Or something like that.)
Come out to the Essex Fair Grounds on Sunday, July 13th for your reinvigorating shot of Classic Championship Wrestling, and get back into the swing of things!
For the full list of events at , check out the Fun Fest listing here:
eyesonwindsor.com/event/essex-fun-fest-2014/
Also check out the CCW event listing:
www.classic-championship-wrestling.com/event_july1314.html
Sunday, July 13th
3:00pm
26 Fairview Ave. W., Essex, Ontario
This show is FREE with your paid admission to the Fun Fest!
FUN FESTS ARE FUN!
(Damn, I almost made it all the way through this event without making that joke. At least I managed to avoid mentioning Bigg Wiggle. Except that I just did.)
(Bigg Wiggle)
