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Post by mattfortune on Jan 3, 2009 16:06:48 GMT -5
Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release:  For Immediate Release: Mike RotchInter-Species Wrestlingwww.interspecieswrestling.comSLAMTASIA 2Inter Species Wrestling is proud to announce that our first event in 2009 - taking place on Sunday, February 15 @ Foufounes Electriques in Montreal, Quebec - will be a sequel to what many considered our breakout event, as we will present SLAMTASIA 2.We've spent many a night, talking about what we think you fans would want to see - and we're pretty damn sure that you will be pleased when the card for this event is announced. This will be the biggest event in Inter Species Wrestling history. We consider this past year to have been our best year yet. We learned alot about what Inter Species Wrestling is, and what it needs to be in order to succeed. Lots of progress was made. Many good times were had. We thank you all for being a part of it. However, folks - if you thought 2008 was a good year for Inter Species Wrestling - wait'll you see what we've got in store for you in 2009. More news to come! We hope to see many of you there! -Mike Rotch El Presidente - Inter Species Wrestling Visit the ISW Inter-web!ISW Online: www.interspecieswrestling.comISW Myspace: myspace.com/interspecieswrestlingBuy ISW dvds: www.fortunevideoediting.com / www.smartmarkvideo.comWatch this video: ca.youtube.com/watch?v=XqP3sK4nsLEAnd this one: ca.youtube.com/watch?v=LsgIj4-E0oo |
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Post by mattfortune on Jan 3, 2009 16:07:32 GMT -5
Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release: For Immediate Release: Mike RotchInter-Species Wrestlingwww.interspecieswrestling.comINTER SPECIES TITLEAs you may, or may not, know - the original incarnation of the Inter Species Title is no more. The title was stolen by one "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen back in October - who then proceeded to throw it in the trash after his match at that month's "Rotchy Horror Picture Show" event. When this happened, we at Inter Species Wrestling decided it best to leave that belt in the trash can. We know you're questioning this, and the main reason is that a belt picked out of a trash can is not something a true champion of a promotion should wear. The other reason is that garbage is icky, and we had witnessed a drunken fan throwing up in that very can earlier in the night. Ew. The morning after the show, we commissioned a team of belt builders to make us a bigger and better title. The belt is in our hands now, and will be formally presented to Player Uno in a few weeks. Now, back to the old title. It appears that what we deemed too disgusting to touch - has been found and claimed by another. While searching for food, Stinky the Homeless Guy happened to find the discarded title. When it was brought to our attention, we all decided that the "finders keepers" rule should stick - and that Stinky should be able to hold on to what he's found. However, since what he found was a title belt - with a pretty decent history - he should be forced to defend it. We sent word to Stinky via a fellow homeless man dressed as a messenger pigeon - and he agreed that on February 15, 2009 we will see the first ever defense of the belt now known as the other title. Here's a refresher video, of sorts. ca.youtube.com/watch?v=stJ7FOVtxeAFIRST MATCH!With that other stuff outta the way - I will waste no time in announcing our first match. A match that is very important for one man - as he looks to avenge the loss of his best friend, and successfully defend his newfound crown...as we present the first defense of the other title... Stinky the Homeless Guy vs. Moohammad the Terrorist CowOne man wants revenge. The other wants a vomit stained championship reign. ON THAT NOTE...We received this video from Moohammad's camp. ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvDSZvsMF18CARD? CARD!Here's the rundown, so far! OTHER TITLE - Stinky the Homeless Guy (c) vs. Moohammad the Terrorist Cow I would also like to announce that some of the people absent from October's show WILL be present at Slamtasia 2. Folks like El Hijo del Bamboo, Sexxxy Eddy, and Inter Species Champion - Player Uno. As well as Twiggy, Michael Von Payton, Moostafa, Giant Tiger, Izzy Deadyet, and more! That's all we've got, for now - but stay tuned. We will announce more in the upcoming weeks! We hope to see many of you there! -Mike Rotch El Presidente - Inter Species WrestlingVisit the ISW Inter-web!ISW Online: www.interspecieswrestling.comISW Myspace: myspace.com/interspecieswrestlingBuy ISW dvds: www.fortunevideoediting.com / www.smartmarkvideo.comWatch this video: ca.youtube.com/watch?v=XqP3sK4nsLEAnd this one: ca.youtube.com/watch?v=LsgIj4-E0oo |
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Post by mattfortune on Jan 3, 2009 16:08:45 GMT -5
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Post by mattfortune on Jan 12, 2009 6:07:11 GMT -5
Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release: For Immediate Release: Mike RotchInter-Species Wrestlingwww.interspecieswrestling.comUPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKSFolks, our beyondthebarn.org url is no longer active. The only way to visit the Inter Species Wrestling website now, is to hit up www.interspecieswrestling.com . TWIGGY vs. CHICKEN CAESARAnother match has been signed, as Twiggy is set to take on relative newcomer Chicken Caesar. We caught up with Twiggy, who had some words for his opponent... ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3aGewdN8UlUGIANT TIGERGiant Tiger had alot to say about his upcoming match with Beef Wellington. Not much more to say... ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ-nXCzLVM0HUH? HUH? HUH?!On that topic - Giant Tiger shared a special moment with the IWs' Mike Paterson while plugging SLAMTASIA 2 at their most recent show. Paterson is a comedian, and Canadian television personality, who recently returned to the IWS after a nearly 5 year hiatus. Check it out. ca.youtube.com/watch?v=cAC0UhLIypE THE RUNDOWNOTHER TITLE - Stinky the Homeless Guy (c) vs. Moohammad the Terrorist Cow. BODYBAG MATCH - Izzie Deadyet vs. Zombified THE FINAL CHAPTER? - Giant Tiger vs. Beef Wellington PLUCK YOU! - Twiggy vs. Chicken Caesar More news to come - including an announcement that will rock the very...EVERYTHING...of Inter Species Wrestling. We hope to see many of you there! -Mike Rotch El Presidente - Inter Species Wrestling Visit the ISW Inter-web!ISW Online: www.interspecieswrestling.comISW Myspace: myspace.com/interspecieswrestlingBuy ISW dvds: www.fortunevideoediting.com / www.smartmarkvideo.com |
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Post by mattfortune on Jan 25, 2009 23:08:43 GMT -5
Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release: For Immediate Release: Mike RotchInter Species Wrestlingwww.interspecieswrestling.comBODYBAG MATCH[/u] In our last release, we promised that we would let you in on what exactly this stipulation entails. This match will be fought under anything goes rules - meaning that, basically, there are none. In order to win, you must put your opponent into the body bag - close it completely - and execute a pinfall. We spoke to Izzie Deadyet - who had quite a bit to say about his opponent for this match - Zombified. ca.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-9PRIFpYMDEJA VU[/u] Dating back to 2008's February event, Love Hurts - one man has been pestering Inter Species Wrestling staff with one very specific request. "VAGIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAA!" That man, of course, is Sexxxy Eddy. We attempted to honour his request a year ago, when we booked him to compete against a lovely young lady by the name of Steve. If you don't know how that went - check out the DVD release from one of our distributors listed below. Unsatisfied, Eddy once again made the request for June's Hot Summer Rub-down event. We then lined up an actual real-life, vagina possessing female to take him on that night. However, due to a late start - Eddy spent most of his usual match prep-time downstairs at the bar, getting hammered with Giant Tiger. In no shape to compete - he then spent his time peeing in a cup while on commentary - and molesting many a female at ringside. Well, it's nearing the end of January 2009 - and the Sexxx Express is still making that same request - like some sort of broken record. And this time around - we will honour it. On February 15, Eddy will take on the debuting Addy Starr - a young up and comer from the Southern Ontario scene. While small in size, the tough-as-nails Starr isn't to be taken lightly. She's fared well against some of the best female, and some male, competition the scene had to offer. And the fact that both of their names end with "ddy" isn't the only thing she has in common with her opponent - as she has also competed in a fair number of deathmatches - including an incredibly bloody barbedwire spider net match, that nearly tore her ear off. Addy Starr, ladies and germs!  If Eddy had commented on this situation, we assure you it'd sound exactly the same as it always does - so here's a promo from last June. ca.youtube.com/watch?v=bF-o7aWiXXgGLADIATOR[/u] Scheduled to appear at SLAMTASIA 2 is a man who we know very little about - even though he has been a part of our roster for roughly a year now - Maximus Primal. Here is a closer look at the gladiator of Inter Species Wrestling. ca.youtube.com/watch?v=euHppcG24Jk THE RUNDOWN[/u] INTER SPECIES TITLE - Player Uno (c) vs. Michael Von Payton BODYBAG MATCH - Izzie Deadyet vs. Zombified THE FINAL CHAPTER? - Giant Tiger vs. Beef Wellington OTHER TITLE - Stinky the Homeless Guy (c) vs. Moohammad the Terrorist Cow PLUCK YOU! - Twiggy vs. Chicken Caesar MVP'S CHOICE - El Hijo Del Bamboo vs. *Mystery Opponent* VAGIIIINA! - Sexxxy Eddy vs. Addy Starr - Also scheduled to appear - Maximus Primal, Moostafa, Llakor, and more! More news to come. We hope to see many of you there! -Mike Rotch El Presidente - Inter Species WrestlingVisit the ISW Inter-web!ISW Online: www.interspecieswrestling.comISW Myspace: myspace.com/interspecieswrestlingBuy ISW dvds: www.fortunevideoediting.com / www.smartmarkvideo.com |
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Post by Rory on Jan 29, 2009 11:11:39 GMT -5
If this is a real show, I'm intrigued ...lol. Stinky Vs Cow? Awesome! And a vagina match? Wow, I really like vagina! Why not put it in a match?
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Post by The Blue Angel... on Jan 29, 2009 11:50:45 GMT -5
If this is a real show, I'm intrigued ...lol. Stinky Vs Cow? Awesome! And a vagina match? Wow, I really like vagina! Why not put it in a match? oh ISW is very real my friend. and hey! And since the vagina's in a Sexxxy Eddy match why not make it a vagina on a pole match?! (Har- HAR!  ) |
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Post by Rory on Jan 29, 2009 12:56:02 GMT -5
This may just be my favorite thread yet!
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Post by mattfortune on Jan 29, 2009 13:12:15 GMT -5
i assure you Inter Species Wrestling is very real, it's not like any wrestling you've likely ever seen.
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Post by Rory on Jan 29, 2009 13:16:48 GMT -5
I dont know about that bro. I have been doing this a very long time and have done it all over the world from the bottom to the top of this business. UNLESS the vagina is different, I'm sure I've seen it all. Doesn't mean it's not entertaining as hell tho:)
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Post by mattfortune on Jan 29, 2009 20:15:38 GMT -5
well if you ever wanna check out a show, and your in montreal, you can be our guest, you can enjoy our unique brand of wrestling and the beers are on us.
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Post by warhed on Feb 4, 2009 18:03:05 GMT -5
I'm going up!
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Post by mattfortune on Feb 5, 2009 21:02:50 GMT -5
Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release: For Immediate Release: Mike RotchInter Species Wrestlingwww.interspecieswrestling.com2 FOR 2?[/u] Our cameras recently caught up with Moohammad - who was seemingly up in arms over hearing of his opponent for SLAMTASIA 2. The terrorist cow is looking to go 2 for 2 in eliminating members of the former "Lady and the Tramp" tag-team. Check it out... ca.youtube.com/watch?v=jBLXQEaOuQMUNO SPEAKS...AGAIN?![/u] Usually a very quiet man - for only the second time ever in Inter Species Wrestling - Player Uno has something to say. The current reigining Inter Species Champion speaks out on a certain someone, as well as the #1 contender for his coveted title - Michael Von Payton. He also drops a corny South Park reference, that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Dork. ca.youtube.com/watch?v=fKD0_6NCwc0OBLIGATORY MATCH BY MATCH HYPE![/u] INTER SPECIES TITLE - Player Uno (c) vs. Michael Von Payton -The champ faces a difficult task, as he is set to take on a man that he did not prepare for in Von Payton. A little known fact, that I don't know why I'm only dropping now - is that Von Payton played a very big role in Uno's training to become a professional wrestler. Making this Inter Species Wrestling's second ever "Teacher vs. Student" affair. MVP has stated elsewhere that the old cliché of "I taught him everything he knows, but not everything I know" holds true in this case - and that Uno is going to be in for a rough night. Will the champ retain? Or will MVP become the most valuable player of Inter Species Wrestling?BODYBAG MATCH - Izzie Deadyet vs. Zombified -Zombified is back, and looking to exact a measure of revenge on his former friend, and partner - Izzie Deadyet. Following what was first stated back in 1968 in Romero's classic "Night of the Living Dead" - Izzie and Gorelust delivered 3 consecutive tombstones to their Walking Dead running-mate - in an attempt to destroy the brain, in order to destroy the ghoul. However, Zombified survived the attack - and is back for revenge. Izzie has been involved in some grueling battles in his day, including a casket match against Viking at the inaugural SLAMTASIA event. However, on February 15 - he faces a zombie, hellbent on vengeance, who knows everything there is to know about him. And folks, this isn't your regular type of match, either. It's a bodybag match. First time ever in Inter Species Wrestling. It's going to be a doozy.THE FINAL CHAPTER? - Giant Tiger vs. Beef Wellington -For over 3 years, these 2 men have been at odds. And by 3 years, I mean in Inter Species Wrestling only. As we found out prior to the initial SLAMTASIA - Giant Tiger was responsible for Beef's parents getting divorced when he was very young - when it was discovered that the elder Wellington was having an extra-marital affair with the Gingerbread man. A situation that damaged a large portion of Beef's childhood, and turned him into the miserable person he is today. They did battle twice - with each man scoring a victory. Beef winning at SLAMTASIA, and Tiger at LOVE HURTS. However - due to the stipulation in place - Giant Tiger's victory had a sweeter taste to it. As with victory - came the right to spend 73 hours alone with Wellington. 73 hours, which was not only apparently very degrading to Beef - but also videotaped.
Fast forward to October 2008. Giant Tiger was attacked by the Badd Boys - only to be rescued by Beef. Beef stated that he would do ANYTHING to keep the footage from being released - even if it meant helping out the man who has attempted to ruin his life on far too many occasions. The two then decided to put aside their differences, and unite to take on the Badd Boys. However, roughly a week before the show took place - Giant Tiger was assaulted outside of his home by a gunman who was yet to be found. The wound was not life threatening, but the locker room was abuzz as to whether or not he would be able to compete.
Beef went out alone, to take on the Badd Boys - who due to their assault on Giant Tiger weeks earlier - were deemed suspects in the shooting. When things began to look grim - Giant Tiger emerged from the backstage area - sporting a hospital gown - to rescue a man who he had now developed an odd friendship with. Things were on the up-and-up, and the duo appeared to be ready to be the first team to ever defeat the twin brothers - only for Beef to suffer a knee injury. He was rushed to the back, and Tiger was all alone. Fending for himself, the best that he could. When things should have looked their worse, Tiger had the upper hand. Beef then hobbled back out - and offered his hand for a tag - only to turn on his own partner, and leave him to be nearly decapitated with The Badd Move.
Post-match, Beef revealed that it was him who had hired the gunman to kill Giant Tiger - in order to ensure that the footage would never be released.
Folks, you know this is a big match - because I wrote over 3 paragraphs about it. February 15, 2009. SLAMTASIA 2. Giant Tiger vs. Beef Wellington - for the LAST TIME EVER. And this time, it's personal...er. OTHER TITLE - Stinky the Homeless Guy (c) vs. Moohammad the Terrorist Cow -Another tale of revenge - as Stinky comes into this match looking to avenge the loss of his best friend, Flip D. Berger. Now recognized as the OTHER CHAMPION of Inter Species Wrestling - he comes out with something to prove, and a successful defense would certainly help that along. Moohammad, on the other hand, has other things in mind. He not only wants to defeat Stinky, but end him. The homeless one has been a thorn in the terrorist cow's side since December 2005 - when he teamed up with Flip, saving him from what would have been a 2 on 1 beating from Moohammad and Beast. Stinky also holds 2 consecutive victories over Moostafa the cow, which also doesn't sit well with older brother Moohammad. As I mentioned - another tale of revenge here in Inter Species Wrestling. We're like a movie or something.PLUCK YOU! - Twiggy vs. Chicken Caesar -One of the most popular members of our roster - Twiggy enters SLAMTASIA coming off a loss in a hard fought 4 way that also involved El Generico, Moohammad, and another guy. The other guy came out on top, but Twiggy had solidified himself as a force to be reckoned with in Inter Species Wrestling - despite being one of the smaller guys backstage. The Twigster takes on Chicken Caesar, a new competitor - who caught the eye of everyone back in October with his unorthodox style, and devastating cross-face chicken wing finisher. Twiggy goes into this match at a slight disadvantage - as not only does he know very little about his opponent - but he is also quite a bit smaller. Can the native of Strawberry Island overcome adversity again? MVP'S CHOICE - El Hijo Del Bamboo vs. *Mystery Opponent* -With MVP named #1 contender, and receiving his title shot at SLAMTASIA 2 - an unfulfilled El Hijo Del Bamboo was left without an opponent. Von Payton stepped up to the plate, stating that if it was a fight the panda wanted - he had just the guy for him. Who will it be? And will the panda finally break his losing streak?VAGIIIINA! - Sexxxy Eddy vs. Addy Starr One year in the making - Eddy will finally get his wish. A 100% real, vagina possessing female - as he will take on the debuting Addy Starr. Eddy has vowed that this pairing will result in nothing more than a love-making session in front of our live audience. Starr, who has a deathmatch past, assures us that there will be no love on February 15. - Also scheduled to appear - Maximus Primal, Moostafa, Llakor, and more! SEE YOU THERE![/u] And that's all! We're done! I'm not writing anymore! SLAMTASIA 2! FEBRUARY 15! FOUFOUNES ELECTRIQUES! MONTREAL! We hope to see you there! -Mike Rotch El Presidente - Inter Species WrestlingVisit the ISW Inter-web!ISW Online: www.interspecieswrestling.comISW Myspace: myspace.com/interspecieswrestlingBuy ISW dvds: www.fortunevideoediting.com / www.smartmarkvideo.com |
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Post by mattfortune on Feb 5, 2009 21:04:22 GMT -5
Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release: For Immediate Release: Mike RotchInter Species Wrestlingwww.interspecieswrestling.comNEW T-SHIRT!For the first time in 2 years, we are proud to offer you all a new Inter Species Wrestling t-shirt. Designed by our good friends at JSR Merchandising - this shirt will be available at SLAMTASIA 2 for only $20!  For anyone in the US looking to purchase one, we SHOULD have them at King of Trios at the end of March. Online ordering information for anyone else will be posted after SLAMTASIA 2. ALSO!Don't forget to check out our latest DVD release, as well. ROADKILL Volume 3 - "It's Always Sunny in Inter Species Wrestling" features various showcase/offer matches we performed on other shows throughout the province of Ontario. DVD is also $20.  Thanks, everyone! See you there! -Mike Rotch El Presidente - Inter Species WrestlingVisit the ISW Inter-web!ISW Online: www.interspecieswrestling.comISW Myspace: myspace.com/interspecieswrestlingBuy ISW dvds: www.fortunevideoediting.com / www.smartmarkvideo.com |
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Post by mattfortune on Feb 17, 2009 6:17:41 GMT -5
-Maximus Primal over Jeremy Barnoff.
-Stinky retains his title over Moohammad with a huge powerbomb. Post match, Moohammad attempts to assault Stinky with a steel chair - only for Flip to run out for the save. Flip then LEGIT wrapped the chair around Stinky's head - as Moohammad laughed.
-El Hijo Del Bamboo defeated his mystery opponent - DAMIAN! Damian dominated the panda, and signaled that he was going to throw him off the balcony - only to be rolled up for the 3.
-Giant Tiger defeated Beef Wellington via sharpshooter - in their final encounter. Post-match, Giant Tiger rips into the crowd, claiming they only like him because he's a retarded drunk - and stated that they will never see the "fuck footage."
-Sexxxy Eddy defeated Addy Starr. Addy chokeslammed him by his cock at one point.
-Twiggy vs. Chicken Caesar was set to happen, when all of the sudden - Samson arrived, and tossed a noose into the ring. He then beat the fuck out of Chicken Caesar, cut a promo about how Inter Species Wrestling is a disgrace to pro wrestling - and attempted to hang the chicken. Twiggy's music hit, and he came out for the save - and then defeated Samson.
Post match - it was announced that with that win, Twiggy had become the number 1 contender to the Inter Species Title - and would face the winner of the main event in a title match at Chikara's upcoming King of Trios 2009 tournament weekend.
-Izzie Deadyet defeated Zombified in a bodybag match with a tombstone piledriver. A cool spot was Zombified hitting a dive to the outside, while half in the bodybag.
-Player Uno retained over MVP via Dig Dug Driver - moving on to defend the Inter Species Title against Twiggy at King of Trios.
Post match - Uno got on the mic, and stated that he didn't feel he could go on as champion, knowing that he never beat Kevin Steen. He said he would retire the title, if Inter Species Wrestling didn't re-hire Kevin Steen - and book their rematch for our April 12 show.
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