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Post by Big Machine on Jan 8, 2019 19:28:12 GMT -5
Sunday, March 17, 2019 at 7 PM Lee's Palace 529 Bloor Street West, Toronto, Ontario M5S 1Y4
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 9, 2019 16:57:21 GMT -5
Shamrocks and Shenanigans! Get your VIP now until the 30th (fuck the 31st!)
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 10, 2019 19:52:46 GMT -5
*** BOOM SHALOCKLOCK BOOM!! *** Limited quantity of VIP lanyards so E-TRANSFER US MONEY NOW so you don't have worry about it later. K? Cool. FUCK YEAH!!!
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 11, 2019 20:21:11 GMT -5
Canada's #best #tagteam FIGHT or FLIGHT know the best place to party on #StPatricksDay is with DEATHPROOF at Shamrocks and Shenanigans March 17 at Lee's Palace
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 12, 2019 19:36:30 GMT -5
Two more Deathproof Family favourites booked for SHAMROCKS AND SHENANIGANS, the #best St. Patty's Day party in #Toronto is at Lee's Palace 529 Bloor St West! Freddie Mercurio - luchador, wrestler, greeter, stuntman loves HUGE loud crowds and EVIL TABLE just wants to shittalk everyone. March 17!
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 14, 2019 7:38:48 GMT -5
***ALL ABOARD!!!*** The Night Train Justin Sane is a DEATHPROOF FIGHT CLUB OG. Seriously, he was with us back at the second ever event in the Garage Days. SANE has had one of TOP 5 matches in the 9+ years of Deathproof's existence, against Psycho Mike back in 2010, and also wears the DIRTIEST battle scar in Ontario Hardcore History! It's a well known fact that SANE likes to dress to the nines for special occasions and that he is a big fan of drinking, fighting and fucking shit up! Who's excited to see JUSTIN SANE March 17 at DEATHPROOF : Shamrocks And Shenanigans? ***MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!*** The Tyrannosaurus Flex. The Muscle Messiah. RAGE is a man not to be reckoned with. Once you hear his music, you know shits going down! Will you be there on St. Patty's Day March 17th to sing along as RAGE comes to bring the ruckus?
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 14, 2019 9:50:33 GMT -5
Making her #CANADIAN #IndyWrestling debut, a femme fatale so furious, who's presence can turn a straight man curious, a schizophrenic, nymphomaniac and just a little bit delirious, SmoochaLibre sista, for serious, Punk Rock Kween Jamie Senegal! t.co/hJ8n8TXMyd t.co/Oc6WVPoboP
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 15, 2019 17:38:50 GMT -5
***MUTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!*** It just so happens that the ever so charming, man with a voice equivalent to God's personal choir of angels, Chant Monkey Chris' birthday lands exactly on the same day as SHAMROCKS and SHENANIGANS. You know what this means right? WE NEED TO GET HIM PLASTERED AND PUKING BY RINGSIDE!! Chris, get yourself a designated driver, book the next day off from work, cuz the Deathproof Family are going to give you a birthday you'll most likely forget! ***POSTERBOY FOR PERFECTION*** "Good looking. Photogenic. Talented. Athletic. I'm everything you wish you could be" Liam Worldwide says about the Deathproof family. So why are we booking him for SHAMROCKS and SHENANIGANS March 17 at Lee's Palace? To get his ass-kicked of course! Who from the Deathproof crew do you want to see chin check this muthafucka in the middle of the ring?
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 16, 2019 20:07:02 GMT -5
***PRETTY RICKY APPRECIATION DAY?*** Pretty Ricky has declared that March 17th be in his honour and good will and not be known for drinking green alcoholic beverages and puking everywhere. His PR rep explains that Pretty Ricky "feels it's unfair that he hasn't gotten a bold acknowledgement for everything he's done for the Ontario Independent wrestling community". With that being said; who from Deathproof do you want to see rearrange Pretty Ricky's face March 17th at DEATHPROOF : Shamrocks And Shenanigans?
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 21, 2019 9:31:47 GMT -5
***ONE MAN CRUZADE*** VANDER has been with Deathproof since day ZERO! That's right, he's been with the Family as long as Papa Proof himself. For many years VANDER was the senior official who once in a while pulled off a VANDER-SAULT, got chopped and even accidentally weedwhacked in the stomach! March 17 at Lee's Palace, come cheer on your boy VANDER because he's training extra hard to steal the show!
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 22, 2019 17:10:43 GMT -5
***#SAVAGEAF*** Ontario's favourite #SELFIEQUEEN is ready to get #lit and #turnt (and whatever else millennials are saying) for Toronto's hottest St Patty's Day party! THE HARDCORE HOTTIE pinky swears she's going to get #savage on whoever messes up her selfies with her #besties! Are you ready to #partyup with Jessie Mack March 17 at Lee's Palace in Toronto? ***REFEREE ROUND UP*** First for the Referee Round Up we have the smiling and profiling, and dancing whenever he gets a chancing, Zumba Zebra Stupid Sexy OldSchool! Secondly we have Deathproof's junior official, who's been chopped, popped and knocked in the cock, Rowdy Rob Gosling! These two are going to lay down the law, at least as much as they can, March 17 at Lee's Palace in Toronto for a craziest St Patty's Day party! (We fully admit to stealing the Referee Round Up from Chant Monkey Chris' write ups)
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 22, 2019 17:47:24 GMT -5
***TRASHY IS THE NEW CLASSY*** 2018 Deathproof Tournament winner. One half of the infamous tag team WHITE TRASH CIRCUS. And Deathproof Original who's first move in a Deathproof ring was a BRAINBUSTER.!!! WHITE TRASH MATT CASH! For those who may not know, CASH has been a dedicated Deathproof fighter since back in the Garage Days. Hell, he even got hit in the face so hard he bit a hole through his tongue...and never once bitched about it. His most notable feud was the BIG MONEY vs SHAUNYMO where they battled from Casket match to a Flaming Table match, those two took eachother to the limit! Join the WHITE TRASH MATT CASH as he brings the ruckus to Lee's Palace March 17 in Toronto for DEATHPROOF : Shamrocks And Shenanigans
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 24, 2019 18:32:36 GMT -5
TORONTO's best ST PATTY'S DAY PARTY is at LEE'S PALACE for DEATHPROOF : Shamrocks And Shenanigans
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 24, 2019 18:35:30 GMT -5
***CODE RED*** Ontario's CRIMSON CRUSH, Jody Threat is bringing her badass attitude and amazing squared circle abilities to DEATHPROOF : Shamrocks And Shenanigans March 17 at Lee's Palace in Toronto. SHARE THIS is you're apart of Jody's #ThreatArmy Let's make this a St Patty's Day party we'll never forget!
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Post by Big Machine on Jan 29, 2019 17:49:16 GMT -5
***ATTENNNNNNTION!*** The new recruit, PRIVATE PARTS, got his first HUGE win at DEATHPROOF in a 3way tables match by using some psychological warfare; having music suddenly play to distract his opponent and give him the winning advantage! On St Patty's Day, PRIVATE PARTS is going to march into Lee's Palace at 1900 hours on a mission; to entertain and make a name for himself amongst the Deathproof Family. Over and out! ***HOLY SHIT*** Today we can thank Frank Bruno for getting us to the halfway point of our VIP sales! Get your VIP with snazzy lanyard before Feb 1st! (Pssst we're having a Family Day contest)
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