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Post by Big Machine on May 3, 2015 20:02:18 GMT -5
ATTN :DEATHPROOF FAMILY June 14 we plan to finish this feud with SALVATION once and for all! Thanks to new champ 'The Walking Weapon' Josh Alexander for bringing the belt back home to the Family, we are one step closer to regaining the company as a whole. Adam Haze may have his SALVATION army, but we have a FAMILY, and as the old adage goes "Family sticks together through thick and thin". Stay tuned for confirmed talent and match announcements. Till Death Do Us Part 2015 Tickets $15 ADV/ $20 @ door 7pm at The Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. West Etobicoke DEATHPROOF!!
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Post by Big Machine on May 5, 2015 16:18:11 GMT -5
*** FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT *** Last year at Till Death Do us Part Aiden Rayne got his ass KICKED by Rob Rage. Rayne got tossed through the air and landed on his head, but the kid never gave up. Fast forward one year later, AIDEN RAYNE is the Young Blood champ and his relationship with ROB RAGE is less harmful to his health. Will BIG BITCH and LIL BITCH collaborate their size and skill to take on SALVATION? Or will they be fighting the battle solo? DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 The Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. West, Etobicoke Tickets $15 advance, $20 at the door. DEATHPROOF?!
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Post by Big Machine on May 11, 2015 19:04:03 GMT -5
Although we wish Bradie well in his bigger and better future projects, we must find someone to call the fighting members of the Deathproof Family down to the ring. We know of one particular person's dream to host a Deathproof Fight Club event, so allow me to introduce our guest host for DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 ROWDY ROB GOSLING!!! Rob has been loyal to the Deathproof Fam, cheering loudly, supporting our fight against SALVATION, so as our way of saying 'thank you' for being such a devoted fan, we're crossing an item off his bucket list. Congrats Rob!!!!
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Post by Big Machine on May 14, 2015 15:43:06 GMT -5
*** The end of an era *** Founder of the Deathproof Fight Club is finally going to hang up his ninja boots. After 13+ years of entertaining Ontario fans with his vulgar, violent and comedic style, despite current nagging injuries, Warhed has decided to give his Deathproof Family one last dirty match as a thank you for their loyal support over the years. If you have ever loved Warhed's in ring performance, respected his talents, or even just enjoyed his crude sense of humour, please, come out and support Ontario's hardcore icon in his final match in the company he birthed. June 14th Till Death Do Us Part Rockpile 5555 Dundas St W, Etobicoke $15 ADV, $20 at the door DEATHPROOF?!
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Post by Big Machine on May 19, 2015 16:42:20 GMT -5
*** MONSTER MAFIA CONFIRMED *** Deathproof champion Josh Alexander along with Ethan Page are quite possibly the top tag team in Ontario.... the top tag team in Canada... fuck it, MONSTER MAFIA are probably the top tag team in North America! Watching them compete is astonishing to the eye, their repertoire consists of some of the most unique maneuvers and they do a fuck lot more than just superkicks. The founder of Deathproof has chosen them to represent the Family name in the final battle between SALVATION and DEATHPROOF for total control of the company. Will the MONSTER MAFIA be fighting together or solo come June 14th? Find out at DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 The Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. W., Etobicoke
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Post by Big Machine on May 22, 2015 20:34:08 GMT -5
*** GOAT BRIGADE CONFIRMED *** Shane Sabre and Kirk Warmack, collectively known as THE GOAT BRIGADE, have been making an impact in the Ontario Indy scene. Without a doubt, THE GOAT BRIGADE have a bright future ahead of them. They've endured numerous matches against top of the line opponents, win lose or draw, every match GOAT BRIGADE competes in is increasing their credibility. In Deathproof Fight Club they're mercenaries, Adam Haze's hired henchmen. The come only when paid, and when paid they get the job done. in the final battle at DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 Who will the SCROTE BRIGADE face from DEATHPROOF??? SALVATION has good odds for a win with the SCROTE BRIGADE in HAZE'S pocket. June 14th Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. W., Etobicoke
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Post by Big Machine on May 23, 2015 22:44:10 GMT -5
** NEED ADVANCE TICKETS??? *** Why pay $20 at the door when you can save $5 by buying an ADVANCE TICKET Our new friends at Bloor Gift and Smoke are selling Tickets for DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015. Our lovely home known as The Rockpile is selling ADVANCE TICKETS as well if you want to stop by there for a drink. Everybody knows our special guest ring announcer Rob Gosling and his SHOOT FROM THE HIP partner Bernadette Johnstone push Deathproof Fight Club tickets like crazy!!!! Buy a ticket and support the Family business DEATHPROOF???!!!!!
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Post by Big Machine on May 25, 2015 5:48:59 GMT -5
*** FRATERNITY CONFIRMED *** Adam Haze is determined to take over Deathproof Fight Club as a whole, so he's hired on some young fresh talent to help his cause. Graduating with the highest honours from Squared Circle Training, The Fraternity are a newer tag team making waves on the Ontario Indy scene. Channing Decker is the highlight reel of the pair while Trent Gibson is skilled with scientific calculated maneuvers. Word has it that HAZE promised the young tag team money and a LOT of exposure once DEATHPROOF closes and SALVATION PRO opens. SALVATION's team just got stronger. Will DEATHPROOF be able to overcome the odds or will this be the beginning of SALVATION PRO? FInd out at DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 The Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. West, Etobicoke
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Post by Big Machine on May 26, 2015 19:46:59 GMT -5
** FUCK THAT SHIT'S SHARP *** WARHED and EDDIE OSBOURNE have known each other for over a decade. In that time they've become brothers as well as foes. Perhaps 'FRENEMIES' would best describe their in-ring relationship. Back in 2005, Eddie started up a company called PWA Canada, where he brought Warhed on board right from the beginning. Why? Warhed wasn't exactly a 5 star wrestling technician, maybe it's because Eddie saw the passion and dedication Warhed had to entertain an audience by his own ways. As the years passed, EDDIE helped WARHED with his wrestling abilities, helped him solidify his persona, as well as helped him become the KING OF PAIN by giving him a platform to showcase an alternative style of wrestling on the Ontario Indy scene. WARHED and EDDIE have had some great memorable battles over the years; the Brantford Street Fight where the cops showed up, the Hamilton match where EDDIE dislocated both of WARHED's shoulders, the fast paced 3 way dance in Gatineau Quebec, and all the epic memories for ELEMENTS in Kitchener like the Electrified Light tubes match, the Strippers and Violence match and the time EDDIE killed WARHED and his (back then) girlfriend on the barbed wire spider webs. Good times were had by all! June 14th at DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015, WARHED wants to show the DEATHPROOF Family what he and one of his long time brothers can do, because little be known, the DEATHPROOF style originated within the PWA ring.
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Post by Big Machine on May 27, 2015 18:42:25 GMT -5
*** TARIK CONFIRMED *** Haze has just hired his ideal top gunn. TARIK is undeniably one of the MOST hated wrestlers in Ontario today. He was the key player in sabotaging Smash Wrestling. No wonder he's accepted the money and joined HAZE's cause to rid the likes of DEATHPROOF. Tarik is an athlete in peak condition, and knows his way around a ring blindfolded with his arms tied behind his back. He'll use any tactic, clean or dirty, to gain the advantage to win a match. But he's also smart enough to walk away if he senses his chances to win are slim. HAZE is intent on winning this war against DEATHPROOF... and it looks like the odds are now in his favor. June 14th DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 ROCKPILE 5555 Dundas St. W., Etobicoke
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Post by Big Machine on May 31, 2015 23:04:46 GMT -5
*** BONE CRUSHER CONFIRMED *** Deathproof Fight Club original BONE CRUSHER Steve Brown is known mainly for 2 things. Having a lot of nick names such as; World Renown, The King of Rock, The Vanilla Gorilla, The Cult Classic, Son of Man Mountain Rock, The Fat Guy that fucked YOUR mom... and Everybody else's mom, BONE CRUSHER and he's known putting A LOT of people through tables. When it comes to defending the Family name, Steve is on the front line. He's been itching for a chance to fuck up Salvation in any way possible. June 14th at DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 Steve wants the Family to scream their faces off during his match
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Post by Big Machine on Jun 5, 2015 16:08:46 GMT -5
Adam Haze's hired gunn speaks June 14th
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Post by Big Machine on Jun 6, 2015 15:24:27 GMT -5
*** 10 MINUTE MASSACRE *** The DEATHPROOF TAG RULE states; If a team loses under Deathproof rules, that team MUST face each other at the next event. At WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT? the team of SHAKE N' BAKE defeated the WHITE TRASH MAFIA. Which means Matt Cash and Shaunymo must face off against one another at DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 June 14th. And what better way to pit two friends against each other then in the uber violent stipulation match called the 10 MINUTE MASSACRE. No pins, no submits, no DQ's, NO FUCKING MERCY. Just 10 minutes of unadulterated friendly carnage where after the 10 minutes is up, the fans in attendance get to choose who won the match (like a wet t-shirt contest...minus the ladies with wet titties). WHITE TRASH MATT CASH and THE HORROR SHOW SHAUNYMO are both known for their adept brawling abilities and are both highly trained combatants of the prestigious art of the CLUSTERFUCK. Who's your favourite? CASH or SHAUNYMO? Let your cheers decide the winner June 14th Till Death Do Us Part The Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. West, Etobicoke 8pm
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Post by Big Machine on Jun 9, 2015 15:56:55 GMT -5
Deathproof Fight Club will NEVER BE THE SAME after THIS SUNDAY in Etobicoke!
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Post by Big Machine on Jun 10, 2015 8:19:09 GMT -5
*** #HARDCORLANDO CONFIRMED *** The Family favourite team of HARDCORE HICK and DANNY ORLANDO (also known as #HARDCORLANDO) will be representing DEATHPROOF in the 'Best of 5' to determine TOTAL OWNERSHIP of the company. The unlikely duo sparked their 'bromance' with the bumping of their boxes of apple juice when ORLANDO swore to help HICK achieve his fitness goals (so HICK can appear on more television shows on Netflix). HARDCORE HICK admires the dedicated vision (and squatting form) of DANNY ORLANDO and together, with the power of brotherly love, they vow to fight and defend the DEATHPROOF Family name! DEATHPROOF: TILL DEATH DO US PART 2015 The Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. W., Etobicoke 8pm start. Ticket $15 advance, $20 at the door. DEATHPROOF?!
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