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Post by Vito Scarfone on May 3, 2004 10:01:38 GMT -5
Just a question for the boys-what was the funniest or stupidest experience you've ever had on the road?I think mine was going ballistic on Warhed in Kingston(a complete work,but he bought it-whatta MARK!!!)He actually thought I was going to kill him-it was priceless.Also,Agent Orange's "Small Pepperoni"remark in Arnprior-I'll go into that in more detail later,time doesn't permit a full disclosure of all the sordid details at this time. ;D
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Post by KWAN CHANG on May 3, 2004 14:59:49 GMT -5
Going into a "gentleman's club" in Kingston, Ontario with the OPW crew and Emanuel Melo, seeing the nastiest stripper known to mankind. She had to be 40+, fat, complete with stretch marks and missing teeth. The funniest part was the now infamous line uttered by Mr Melo as we left the establishment. "It's strippers like that that make men suck dick!" ;D
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Post by Gent Geoff on May 3, 2004 15:03:25 GMT -5
Hey.. if that is how Mr. Melo wishes to justify his lifestyle choice then who am I to judge.
lol
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Post by KWAN CHANG on May 3, 2004 15:12:50 GMT -5
Hey.. if that is how Mr. Melo wishes to justify his lifestyle choice then who am I to judge. lol Geoff, if you saw this broad naked you would have considered and "alternative lifestyle" too, believe me! mnd you even "she" pales in comparison to the Jabba the hut looking thing that was chatting up "The Sport" Jessy Jones! (Just kidding Jess) ;D
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Post by Emanuel Melo on May 4, 2004 4:41:19 GMT -5
Trust me that stripper was NASTY! How she got into that career is anyones guess.
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Post by KWAN CHANG on May 4, 2004 18:46:24 GMT -5
Trust me that stripper was NASTY! How she got into that career is anyones guess. It was Kingston after all, go figure. She needed to support her 8 chidren by 8 different fathers and her crack addiction!
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The Sport Jessy Jones
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Post by The Sport Jessy Jones on May 5, 2004 6:14:38 GMT -5
Woow Ok gentleman, Lets not Drag the Sport into your version od slummig it. I will Vouch and say Yes both were disturbingly rancid. BUT! I do want to point out it was you gentleman, that denied the Sport his dancing privliges! So.. you all had a chance to View something finer than what that armpit had to offer. But you threw it away. So don't complain peeps if thats all you find!! Anywho. And Thats My 1000 dollars The Sport Jessy Jones To all that take it out of context.
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Post by Vito Scarfone on May 5, 2004 9:32:10 GMT -5
Yes,the stripper in question in Kingston was quite repulsive and reprehensible-there is not enough beer in Canada to get me drunk enough to want to FUCK that.Now in reference to "The Small Pepperoni Incident" the OPW crew was at a pizza joint at some godforsaken town up by Arnprior,Ontario,and when the waitress brought our orders,she asked who had what,and Agent Orange,not thinking said "I AM the Small Pepperoni!"The waitress looked at him,and it was all she could do to keep from busting a gut.And for the restc of that road trip,he was referred to as "The Small Pepperoni"-and I'll take his word for it."Any story worth telling is worth Colouring"-Ray "The Crippler"Stevens. ;D
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Post by KWAN CHANG on May 5, 2004 10:52:08 GMT -5
Woow Ok gentleman, Lets not Drag the Sport into your version od slummig it. I will Vouch and say Yes both were disturbingly rancid. BUT! I do want to point out it was you gentleman, that denied the Sport his dancing privliges! So.. you all had a chance to View something finer than what that armpit had to offer. But you threw it away. So don't complain peeps if thats all you find!! Anywho. And Thats My 1000 dollars The Sport Jessy Jones To all that take it out of context. No Jess we've seen enough of The Sport "Au Naturel". In fact, the image of you and Eddie with your asses pressed up aginst the car window on the way from Cornwall to Lockport, NY was enough to scar me for LIFE! On second thought, even seeing that was preferable to that thing dancing on stage in Kingston!
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Post by Jason Phoenix on May 5, 2004 16:47:41 GMT -5
The very best is the time Kwan Chang and I before leaving Lansing, MI en route to Hamilton ate at a Mexican buffet. I still don't think Mike O'Shea's or his car has ever recovered.
Also, when Mike got married and Vito stepped onto the dance floor. He put David Lee Roth to shame.
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Post by Emanuel Melo on May 5, 2004 19:32:41 GMT -5
Yes Vito, getting his groove on to AC/DC was certainly a sight to seen.
Jessy's and Eddie's ass in the window was pretty damn scary!
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Post by Vito Scarfone on May 11, 2004 9:42:24 GMT -5
Ah,SHUDUP!!!Youz guys are just jealous because you lack my grace and style-as well as 4 and a half bottles of wine in you at the time in question.Hell,if you get me drunk enough,I'll dance to almost anything.I still went out and reffed the next day,though there was a few times when I wouldn't have minded just staying down on the mat and catching a few z's. ;D
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Post by warhed on May 11, 2004 18:34:00 GMT -5
I got video footage of Kwan doing the YMCA at O'Shea's wedding. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Post by Emanuel Melo on May 11, 2004 23:48:26 GMT -5
That I need to see! lol
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Post by KWAN on May 12, 2004 10:38:06 GMT -5
it NEVER happened! LOL
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